rescued voicemails

for a long long time, i've been accumulating really sweet voicemails. i just recently got this ill digital sound recorder that will be used for our future podcasts, but for right now i used it to record all these rad voicemails i've been saving for super long and delete them off my phone. unfortunately, at various points in time i've had to delete messages that would otherwise be posted right here in order to clear out my mailbox a little. but anyway, here are some of the choicier ones.



i have only very vague ideas about what this is. i'm pretty sure my voice is in the background somewhere. ??

i have this friend named jake who is a really great guy.





ever since i got my phone i've receieved abnormally high amounts of wrong numbers. things have toned down considerably to the point where i get only maybe 1-8 wrong numbers a week, but there was a point when it was 5+ a day. a lot of times it was just fax machine beeps and modem clicks calling me over and over, but every once in a while there is something great like this:




or this:




or this: